E. E. Smith

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I’m taking a break from Tumblr. It’s too depressing lately. Sad people, sad politics, sad culture. I can’t handle it. I care about all of the above people and things but right now I need a mental break. I have too much stress right now in my life without daily reminders that everyone and everything sucks. See you later. :)

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My mom emailed this picture to me. 
This is essentially the face I make every time I have religious people come to my door and talk at me.

My mom emailed this picture to me. 

This is essentially the face I make every time I have religious people come to my door and talk at me.

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New blog:

I started a wordpress blog to chronicle my experiences in the next few months in a less tumblry format. Not that I don’t love tumblr, it’s just not right for writing organized thoughts with pictures interspersed. Here’s the new address:

www.careofcell44.com

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Wait? Really?!

Just heard an ad on the radio for a “mam party” in which you get free food, mini-massages, and mammograms and enjoy a “relaxing” time with friends.

Yes, because getting your boob squashed on a giant glass plate and x-rayed is very relaxing. Sign me up!

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Truth time:

I feel a strange superioriority over the moms of the kids in my husband’s flight at BMT. Like, yeah, whatever, I have 3 kids and the dude who cooks me dinner is gone for the next 5 months. Your son could just as easily be away at college and too drunk to text you occasionally.

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Official uniform of the summer of “if you don’t like my mom-of-three body then don’t look at it.”

Official uniform of the summer of “if you don’t like my mom-of-three body then don’t look at it.”

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I give up

I’m going to stop cleaning my house and just call Hoarders to help a girlfriend out right before Colin returns home in December.

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Watching classic mermaid films on Netflix is a good way to spend my Tuesday night.

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One of the biggest problems I have discovered with nursing a 16-month-old child, is that they decide to do things they think are funny while nursing. Jossette has recently started kicking my face when she’s eating in an attempt to get her toes into my mouth, poking my eyeball and then momentarily detaching to say “EYE!!!” very loudly, and blowing loud zerberts on my boob and then falling into a fit of laughter.

I don’t know from experience, but I imagine that this is what being in a romantic relationship with a teenage boy is like.